User Profile

The vessel known as Mr. VonMeanie manifested in 1977. Attempts at education, in a series of overcrowded learning institutions of questionable architecture and validity, proved futile and lead only to the development of the socially adroit yet misanthropic man of today.

Mr. VonMeanie is a self-made super villain, and the king of all monsters. He is a man of mirth, mayhem, and tomfoolery. He is an ordained minister, an armchair Buddhist, and a drugstore philosopher. By trade he is a tattoo artist, and an illustrator. He likes to eat, he adores heated discussions and is a firm believer that opinions are like assholes. He likes candle lit dinners while watching horror flicks, sugar highs and toy robots. He is a regular viewer of The Golden Girls and the Andy Griffith Show. He loves to push people’s buttons because it’s fun, and if you leave yourself open HE WILL ATTACK!! He will suck your blood and eat your soul. He is a connoisseur of fine peanut butter and jelly, grilled cheese, and malt beverages.


Mr. VonMeanie resides on his Oklahoma City bondage farm with his girl, three man eating beasts, a few spiders and a small set of amusing personal demons.


He would like to meet other super villains, people who like fried foods, artists, people who play Dungeons & Dragons, and Cthulu.

If you feel like reading my journal, go right ahead, but don't
get bent out of shape if I don't add you as a friend.
With all of that said, Have fun, Play safe, and don't let the bedbugs bite.

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“If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.”~ Henry Rollins

"Cause your not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil, your quasi-evil, you're the margarine of evil, you're the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not 'evil' enough"~ Dr. Evil